Friday, October 12, 2007

I Botched It

Yeah, I'm sorry clowns, I lead you into the hornets nest and I apologize. I looked the statistics in the face, wrote them down and then threw them away, which was just plain dumb.
I am currently sporting a 3-3 record in this year's playoff predictions, which is horrid compared to my sweeping dominance last year, calling the Cardinals to win it all in June. But I am here to rectify the inequities that have held me back.

I love my boys, but I also know what they do and what they don't. Doug Davis is not good and is primed to get shelled in Game 2. His curveball that was so devastating against the Cubs will not show up tonight,and I don't think he has the consistency to bring the type of intensity he needs against this Rockies team.

The Rockies have a good team, and I like Tulowitzki and Holliday, but I'm bitter because Francis is so ordinary and Helton has been a roided out freak for the last 10 years.

That's all I have to say, just wait until they are pitching some clown named Fogg, Morales or Cook in Games 3, 4, and 5. This game is coming back home to Phoenix.

Rocks 9, Dbacks 3

7 comments:

DMG said...

I've never heard of Helton being associated with steroids

The Friendship said...

I'm breaking the story

The Tarheel said...

After last night's game, I'd like to say once more - DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS.

The Tarheel said...

Also, we should probably use spell-check before posting stuff.

DMG said...

you can make that case if you include pitching, tarheel boy, but the reality is that in baseball defense (not including pitching) has a very small outcome on the effect of the game relative to hitting

The Friendship said...

It's all about the pitching. This isn't football, clown. Great pitching performances drive winners. It's just a fact. Defense helps, but at the major league level, unless you are horrendously bad at defense, it's not going to affect your team.

DMG said...

Boom. Couldn't have said it better myself Hokie